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Post by Gryphor on Sept 14, 2008 0:07:07 GMT -5
star craft is one of those games that is so fun and stuff but you don't know why it is so fun to kill things.
George Will - "Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues."
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Post by bloodreaper on Sept 14, 2008 5:14:55 GMT -5
Considering that we're choosing from a pool of two guys, one wonders whether voters actually decide anything.
Evil Teddy Bear: "Your mother plays card games, in Hell!"
Marik: "I know, that's because I killed her!"
Teddy: "Oh."
-- YGO-Abridged (Marik's Evil Council of Doom II)
I didn't really like the Evil Council episodes, as much as when he's cutting up a specific episode, but they were much better than the Christmas on and the Zorc and Pals, dedicated video.
However, I did enjoy Teddy finally getting a taste of his own medicine.
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Post by Faith on Sept 15, 2008 1:54:21 GMT -5
Heh. ;D
"Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them."
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Post by bloodreaper on Sept 15, 2008 6:18:32 GMT -5
"It is implied that I am punching you!'
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"Don't move, or we'll shoot you with our invisible guns!"
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"It is heavily implied that you are punching me!"
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"You're going to use a giant sawblade to cut off my legs, so I bleed to death, slowly? That's a little hardcore for a kids show, isn't it?"
"Nonsense, the dark energy disk is completely harmless! It will simply send your immortal soul to the shadow realm, leaving your physical body completely unharmed."
"Honestly, are there no depths to which 4kids won't sink?
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"Wake up Yugi! You can't be dead; if you were dead, then 4kids would have censored it!"
I promise to someday quote something besides Abridged Series jokes.
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Post by Fox on Sept 15, 2008 19:07:22 GMT -5
Somebody called in to our local news station about her storm experiance..and the weatherman replied with this:
"Did it sound like this: 'KKKSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH'??"
What made it funny was, he had an unusually happy tone. It was almost like he was waiting for an opportunity to make a silly sound.
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Post by bloodreaper on Sept 15, 2008 22:38:27 GMT -5
You know, with not watching television news, I often find myself in a situation where I don't know who the current president, or even whether we're at war , but when I hear about insipid things like that, I think it's all worthwhile.
I could never stand those filler bits.
I'd counter with a Foalmy the Squirrel quote, on the subject, but Foalmy is one of those bits where the writers felt it was funnier to add a bunch of swear words to every line.
I suppose that the main joke of the series is how very fast foalmy talks when he's angry, so anything that pads out his lines, is considered good.
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Post by Faith on Sept 16, 2008 0:13:52 GMT -5
Heh. Foalmy? I'm curious as to how that would come to mind... also what it is, true. But yeah. Hm... is it okay that my quote would be my adds?  See, now look what you've done, Blood: Bear Factory (Well, not that part, I don't think. I really don't know how that got there...) Teddy Teddy Bear Clipart Polar Bear |
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Post by bloodreaper on Sept 16, 2008 22:35:38 GMT -5
He's a squirrel who freaks out about random things, including weathermen who "go to the people" and ask retarded questions, to fill time.
Unfortunately, his vocabulary is about 20% swear words, and his diatribes frequently drift into topics better left unexplored.
Later he was given a co-star named Germane, who lowered the average IQ of the show by a large margin, and fixed the topics firmly in the, "I didn't need that in my head!" zone.
Still, the sheer volume of malice that can be stuffed into a single, rabid, cartoon squirrel, who hates weathermen, is surprisingly funny.
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Post by Faith on Sept 18, 2008 0:48:45 GMT -5
Ah... one of those types... But it sounds interesting, in a way... XD Hm... I've nothing to quote. You'd think that the quotes would come in an abundance, now that I'm back in school... |
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Post by bloodreaper on Sept 18, 2008 2:03:53 GMT -5
From the Dwarf Fortress Epic, BoatMurdered:
Locus posted:
Oh. Prepared food? So these are some kind of dainty fancypants dwarves that don't sit in the dark and gnaw on cold mushrooms?
That seems undwarflike.
TouretteDog posted:
It's dwarf bread, man. The cat peed on it, and it doubles as a lethal throwing weapon.
Locus posted:
That makes sense. I bet it menaces with spikes of bread too.
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12th Limestone, 1052: One of my jewelers was possessed during early summer. It is now Autumn, and only now did I figure out what he was asking for: raw crystal glass. I got it made for him with a bit of effort, and he took that and several rough gems and made an amulet called gNecroclearings.h It sure has a lot of spikes.
Ugithdostob AKA "Necroclearings"
This is a red spinel amulet.All craftdwarfship is of the highest quaility. This object menaces with spikes of red spinel, aquamarine, crystal glass and green glass.
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I am worried about the future of our fortress, namely that the next rulers will not be as security-minded as I am. So I shall flood the chasm with magma/lava, and kill all the unnamed horrors within.
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An Elven Caravan has arrived, and their friendship with nature seems to have protected them from the grazing elephants. I do not know the state of our crafts and tradegoods, but bins are being sent to the Trade Depot in preparation.
We traded a Talc ring for five berries. Personal note: I grow to hate Elves more and more as time passes. Still somewhat low on food, I have ordered several elephants put up for slaughter.
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I have used some of our steel to create glassworking shops, as well as an additional smelter. This will speed up metal production a great deal. Unfortunately, although the reclusive glassworking dwarf has claimed a standard glass furnace, he has not found all that he requires to build. I suspect that he is missing a turtle shell, and have asked those at the fishery to start processing fish in case one turns up. I find it hard to believe there are no shells in this entire fortress, so perhaps it is a specific type of rare glass he seeks.
[Shot of the workers profile that lists his likes as "Battleaxes, idols and demons, for their terrifying features.]
All for naught it seems. He has gone insane and wanders the halls babbling with a depressed look on his face. Perhaps it was for the best though, as he seemed to have an unhealthy interest in demons and strange idols. *Note* He later drowned beneath the main drawbridge entrance.
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Boatmurdered. Even if you don't play DF, it's worth a read.
Warning, some of the rulers of Boatmurdered swear profusely even in their logbooks. You have been warned.
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Post by Fox on Sept 18, 2008 16:03:04 GMT -5
I believe it's spelled "Foamy". Not sure..as I don't actually watch it.
I think I'll drop in a quote here, so I won't seem like a grammar Nazi. =3
Dr. Mittag-Leffler: I'm afraid what you're describing is schizophrenia.
Harold Crick: No, no. It's not schizophrenia. It's just a voice in my head.
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Post by bloodreaper on Sept 18, 2008 17:23:12 GMT -5
I knew it was wrong. I was just hoping nobody would notice, instead of fixing it. Thanks for pointing it out; now my laziness is immortalized on the internet.
Legion: 192.168.1.1 ! 168!
Me: Oh, not 164... I'm stupid.
I always make that mistake when stetting IP Addresses on a LAN.
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Post by Dragyn on Sept 18, 2008 19:36:03 GMT -5
"Hey, you guys planning on jumping today?"
"What?"
"You know, out of the top of the tree?"
No response, save for horrified looks.
"Uh...you do know they're setting up a zipline, right?"
Just some random teacher talking to some of his students at the 75th aniversary party, today. I found it amusing, anyway.
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Post by Faith on Sept 19, 2008 18:54:35 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* XD That... would've been hilarious to see. ;D Here's three I thought were pretty funny: "They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush "I'll kill you until you die!!!" -Anonymous "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown" -Anonymous. Ha! |
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Post by Fox on Sept 23, 2008 17:41:07 GMT -5
"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush I'm gonna miss Bush, soley for his talking funny. x3 "I'll kill you until you die!!!" -Anonymous You know....that sorta sounds like something from Invader Zim. XD |
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