Crazy Quotes - Continued

[Fox]

Discussing my Favorites, on deviantArt:

Cousin: "How do you find all those creepy pictures?"
Me: "I'm creepy. That's how."

I'm a creepy-magnet. C:

[bloodreaper]

There's nothing wrong with being creepy.

--except at weddings. I don't get invited to a lot of weddings.

[Fox]

I wish I didn't. :I

Tim(different Tim): "We have everything, for your cookies, except the raisins. Any particular brand you like?"
Me: "....Make homemade raisins!"
Tim: "I'm not gonna make you homemade raisins! I don't even know how!"
Me: "Neither do I, but do it anyway."
Tim: "If you don't know, how do you expect ME to?"
Me: "Because I don't. If I don't know how, you should!"

[bloodreaper]

You leave grapes out in the sun for a few days.

Try to do it somewhere they won't get dirt on them.

[solecs]

put them in the oven and dry them out

[Fox]

I imagine a dehydrator would work, nicely, too. We just don't have one. :U

[Fox]

DOUBLE-POST D8

So we're watching Spiderman 3.

Me: "The only thing I've got with Venom, is his voice isn't right."
Venom(on TV), JUST after I said that: "It doesn't seem right, to me."

[bloodreaper]

I been playing Civ 4.

Me: "Augh! Now Napoleon is invading me!

Gragharagharagh! raugh!"

Roommate: "Do you have rabies?"

Napoleon is such a prick. I really hate that guy.

[Fox]

"I am in the valley of the shadow of the pancake, but I will fear no syrup, for coffee and bacon are with me."
- Man vs. Food

Stupid awesome show.

[bloodreaper]

G: "It looks funny; it's all purple!"

Me: "Look. Just preserve a bio-sample for study and dispose of the rest.

G: "It's got a plant growing out of it--six inches tall!"

Later...

Me: "Stop menacing people with your gross looking tuber."

G: "--But that reaction is just so funny."

NeoJ: "That thing just looks seriously gross. It's like orange."

Me: "It's the purple roots that are really weird, it looks like something that belongs under the ocean."



We found an old yam in the kitchen today.

It's pretty freaky.

[Dragyn]

"Antimatter Sandwich would make a pretty cool band name, actually."

[Fox]

iScribble, with some friends:

IGNORE.ME: Hawk's hair IS his tophat :I
LeeMinHo: he doesn't need one
LeeMinHo: at all
IGNORE.ME: I mean geez. that thing is probably ALIVE
LeeMinHo: LOL
LeeMinHo: his hair is so big
LeeMinHo: Evil hair
IGNORE.ME: Hawk's hair will DEVOUR US ALL
LeeMinHo: We're all gonna die now
LeeMinHo: haha
IGNORE.ME: and it will get bigger. and keep growing.
IGNORE.ME: until the world is nothing but hair.

Hawk's hair just keeps getting poofier, every time I draw him...

[bloodreaper]

Some names have been omitted from the following transcription, to protect the innocent--and the creepy.

A: We have so many relatives I've never met; I can't keep track of them all.
...
We should kill them--kill them all!

Blood: No, dude. Just, no.

A: Why~?

Blood: $X and $Y are our cousins, but they're still cute goth girls, and it would be morally wrong to kill them.

A: Wha!?

B: There just aren't enough of those. They're like an endangered species, only actually worth preserving.

A: I understand that, but hearing something like that from you is just ... really weird.
...
Wait. Are they like our cousins cousins, or like second cousins twice removed?

B: They're our cousins.

A: Oh. Yeah... That's too close.

B: You've never even met them! What do you care!?

A: Still man--goth girls.

B: *Facepalm*

[solecs]

that is so twisted in too many ways met or not they r cousins and you checked them out I could see looking at the goth part but checkin them out I wish i could have gone just to make fun of you

[bloodreaper]

I realized they were cute before we were introduced, and I slotted them into my family tree. Honestly, it's not that weird.

Plus, anyone who dresses in a Jack Skellington motif is probably worthy of preservation.

E:

You can tell the people who know me in real life, because they're all shocked that I'm not a monk made out of stone. I take a special kind of joy from the fact that this surprises people.