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Post by spookty on Jun 21, 2008 19:37:23 GMT -5
When I failed to notice the IZ shirt in Hot Topic today:
"My god, I can't believe you didn't notice that. You're lucky I pointed it out to you."
"I'm so ashamed of myself."
We were at the mall, you see, so we went into this other place I forgot the name of..
"You know, If this wasn't all written in Japanese I'd probably know weather I want it or not."
I've also started playing Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal again.
"Dr. Nefarious is impenetrable! Like a granite octopus! Gaaaah! Oh, he killed me. And now he's laughing. That's not funny!" - Because the most powerful weapon in the game barely hurts him. He's the only thing it doesn't kill in one or two hits.
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Post by Faith on Jun 23, 2008 1:39:56 GMT -5
"Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents." - Anonymous I'm guessing a spelling error, there...  |
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Post by Fox on Jun 23, 2008 16:57:32 GMT -5
*snrk*
*playing Heavenly Sword*
Nariko: NO!
Me: YES!
Ian: WHY?
Me: BECAUSE.
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Post by Faith on Jun 27, 2008 0:15:08 GMT -5
Heh. O.o
What happened, there? ;D
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Post by spookty on Jun 27, 2008 1:09:25 GMT -5
Still playing Up Your Arsenal. Yay.
"Why is he still laughing? I'm sitting here squirtin' him with a friggin' liquid nitrogen gun! Oh look, he killed me again. That ain't funny."
Oh, actually, I rented Death Jr 2 yesterday, and there was this really weird level with this disembodied voice that sort of reminded me of Barney that would say stuff to you.. very creepy. Some of them include but are not limited to:
"Everyone has a good time at the House of Waffles! Mwahahahaha!", "We're gonna bake your liver in the strawberry waffles," and "Babies taste better with syrup!"
I was soooo happy when I got to kill that guy.
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Post by Fox on Jun 27, 2008 18:49:28 GMT -5
Kinda crude quote ahead....but it made me giggle.
So I went to CiCi's with my uncle & cousin last night. He was telling us some stories from work.
Uncle: *was at a really long saftey meeting*
Instructor: Nate? You got anything to say?
Uncle: Sure do. *farts*
Instructor: Okay. Meeting's over!
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Post by Faith on Jun 29, 2008 23:34:32 GMT -5
Heh.
*Seagull flying away with pepperoni on a string.*
Me: "No!!! Come back with George!!!"
Somebody'll get it. ;D
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Post by Faith on Jul 2, 2008 18:19:21 GMT -5
All right, here's something other people'll be able to understand...
(Sorry to double-post, but otherwise... well, yeah.)
Anyway... some mail-findings... I thought they were funny. =J
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on five percent of the roads.
7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the external radio antenna.
11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine."
Bill Gates' response has not been made public.....If he had one....
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Post by Fox on Jul 6, 2008 12:09:26 GMT -5
Fear Factor host at Universal: *talking to a British woman that had just failed a stunt* "See? There's just no way the British are going to beat us on the 4th of July!"
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Post by Faith on Jul 10, 2008 18:18:43 GMT -5
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
-Kin Hubbard
Isn't it strange how often people really do talk about hte weather? o.O
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Post by bloodreaper on Jul 13, 2008 1:20:13 GMT -5
weather and stupidity are the great constants of human life. Wethwr is better for discussion because it is a constant change, while politics never really change, but just make people mad.
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Post by Faith on Jul 17, 2008 3:03:48 GMT -5
Heh.
That's true... >.<
Hm...
All right, in a car while at my Grandma's...
My sister, as we're going down the road in my Grandma's car- "Look, a deer!"
Me- "It will make a fine kite..."
An explanation is available, really, I do have one!
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Post by bloodreaper on Jul 27, 2008 13:01:35 GMT -5
This quotes thread needs some actual crazy:
Night Rider: They call me the Night Rider! I AM the Night Rider!
The Goose: Looks like we got ourselves a terminal psychopath!
Night Rider: The Toecutter knows my name!
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Post by Faith on Jul 28, 2008 1:34:53 GMT -5
O.O Um... what on Earth is that from? |
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Post by bloodreaper on Jul 28, 2008 14:10:24 GMT -5
Mad Max.
In a post-apocalyptic future so wasted, the movie had to be filmed in Australia, Max and the Goose are cops, who battle a gang/cult of deranged criminals led by a man calling himself The Toe-Cutter.
The plot revolves around Max's fear that every day he spends running over motorcycles in his car, or tricking people into driving into fuel trucks, brings him closer to being another ax crazy murderer, just like the ones he fights.
Eventually, he does fall to the dark side, becoming the titular Mad Max, and dishes out a ridiculous amount of highway carnage to his enemies, before driving into the sunset and setting up some sequels that I never saw.
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