Post by bloodreaper on Sept 25, 2008 20:53:22 GMT -5
D's new computer runs on Vista.
For your amusement and enlightenment I present:
Micrtosoft Pants by Baron Felblood
MP: Now Entering the Bathroom; Are you sure you want to enter the Bathroom?
User: Yes.
MP: You do not have permission to enter the bathroom; Do you want to ask an administrator for permission?
User: Yes.
MP: Administrator! Someone Has asked permission to enter the Bathroom! Do you wish to allow this!?
User: Yes.
MP: You now have permission to inter the bathroom! Do you still want to enter the bathroom?
User: Yes.
MP: New updates are available for Windows Pants!!! Do you wish to install these updates now!?
User: Later.
MP: You are attempting to undo your pants! Are you sure you want to undo your pants?
User: Yes!
MP: You do not have permission to access Microsoft Belt (TM). Do you want to ask an administrator for permission?
User:Yes!
MP:Administrator! Someone is attempting to use Microsoft Belt V1.0001.11301.0000.00001!! Do you wish to allow this!?
User: Yes!
MP: You now have permission to undo your pants. Do you still wish to undo your pants?
User: YES!
MP: Highly invasive sensors indicate that it is now too late to use the bathroom. You are now exiting the bathroom.
User: ...
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I hope I never need to do anything in a hurry, with this thing.
This is the "business" version of the OS (He compared feature sets, and picked the one that had the options he wanted.) however I think the culture that invented the "business format" letter, must surely get fed up with all this asking and re-asking. If commas and indents are too many keystrokes, all that pounding on the Enter key has to be driving them mad.
For your amusement and enlightenment I present:
Micrtosoft Pants by Baron Felblood
MP: Now Entering the Bathroom; Are you sure you want to enter the Bathroom?
User: Yes.
MP: You do not have permission to enter the bathroom; Do you want to ask an administrator for permission?
User: Yes.
MP: Administrator! Someone Has asked permission to enter the Bathroom! Do you wish to allow this!?
User: Yes.
MP: You now have permission to inter the bathroom! Do you still want to enter the bathroom?
User: Yes.
MP: New updates are available for Windows Pants!!! Do you wish to install these updates now!?
User: Later.
MP: You are attempting to undo your pants! Are you sure you want to undo your pants?
User: Yes!
MP: You do not have permission to access Microsoft Belt (TM). Do you want to ask an administrator for permission?
User:Yes!
MP:Administrator! Someone is attempting to use Microsoft Belt V1.0001.11301.0000.00001!! Do you wish to allow this!?
User: Yes!
MP: You now have permission to undo your pants. Do you still wish to undo your pants?
User: YES!
MP: Highly invasive sensors indicate that it is now too late to use the bathroom. You are now exiting the bathroom.
User: ...
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I hope I never need to do anything in a hurry, with this thing.
This is the "business" version of the OS (He compared feature sets, and picked the one that had the options he wanted.) however I think the culture that invented the "business format" letter, must surely get fed up with all this asking and re-asking. If commas and indents are too many keystrokes, all that pounding on the Enter key has to be driving them mad.
