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Post by Faith on Oct 9, 2009 13:47:44 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!*  Okay, apparently one night I was talking in my sleep while on the floor, while my sister was awake. I said, "Sister..." "What?" "Sister...!" "What!" "There frosting beyond the pudding on the book..." Mod: Names. |
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Post by Faith on Oct 12, 2009 13:18:38 GMT -5
Okay so nothing is happening... and so I hope no one minds my double-posting.
Today my friends and I decided to play hide and seek in the orchard where we were apple picking. I had found this awesome hiding spot in the cornfield when a little boy spotted me and told his parents. They looked at me with a finger on my lips and nodded. They told their son I was a corn goblin that didn't behave when I was a kid. Best. Parents. Ever. MLIA
Today, I named one of my word documents 'The World', to make me feel important everytime I saved. The first time I saved, I checked the little bar at the bottom, and it said "Word is saving The World." I feel like it did that on purpose to steal my thunder. MLIA
Today, I moved into a new house and whilst looking around my new room discovered a loose floorboard. I lifted it up to find $5 and a bag of assorted candy. Thank you previous house owners. MLIA
A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.
Today, I went to the store and bought some Land o Lakes cheese. On the label, it said 'LOL Cheese'. I laughed. MLIA
Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend came dancing into the kitchen singing my name over and over, just as I was preparing to leave for work. He saw me, blushed and said "Oh, you're still here". Made my day. MLIA
Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing" MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my room and heard a little boy outside sneeze. I said bless you, and five seconds later, I heard a very hesitant...."God??." MLIA
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trick-or-treater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA
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Post by bloodreaper on Oct 22, 2009 2:01:50 GMT -5
Why you shouldn't discuss movies you don't care about, late at night:
A:"Saw Six is coming out this week...."
B:"eh."
A: "Yeah. I feel like I have an obligation to say something snarky about that. It's just so..."
B: "Sad."
A:"Yeah. It's like, if I could ay something sarcastic about this, it will lend this event some kind of meaning, but it's just so empty, that it's like..."
B:"It's sad."
A:"It's tragic is what it is. It's such a waste, and it's just a symptom of a disease that's rooted much more deeply in our society."
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Post by Faith on Oct 22, 2009 12:24:33 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* And now I am curious as to what the movie was the sixth of...? XD  |
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Post by Fox on Oct 22, 2009 20:06:38 GMT -5
Saw. It's a slasher series. Never could get into it..but I'm not a fan of slashers, anyway.
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Post by Faith on Oct 23, 2009 23:14:46 GMT -5
Huh.
I... see. Heh.
That explains it.
I don't like 'em much, either. XD
I am somewhat childish, perhaps, as my most of my preferred movies tend to be meant for the family and children audience. XD
They're just so much funnier... ;D
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Post by Fox on Oct 24, 2009 15:10:39 GMT -5
This is what codiene does, to me(I'm "Ryman Noodles", then "Moe"): Space Bat says (12:07 AM): *wheee **e hugs moe* *more* *lol Ryman Noodles says (12:07 AM): *...apparently, my name is Moe, now. Space Bat says (12:09 AM): *XD *MOE *HANNAH *MOE Moe says (12:09 AM): *YOU CAN'T SEE IT BUT I CHANGED MY NAME TO MOE Space Bat says (12:10 AM): *XD Moe says (12:11 AM): *So....Nathaniel, Jason, and now Moe. *WHY DO I GET CALLED GUY NAMES :U Space Bat says (12:11 AM): *wait *wait *WHY ARE YOU JASON? Moe says (12:12 AM): *At a party..I stole a cup that had the name "Jason" on it..so everybody called me that. >.> Space Bat says (12:12 AM): *HUR Moe says (12:12 AM): *WHAT MADE IT FUNNIER Moe says (12:13 AM): *was they called the real Jason "Hannah" Space Bat says (12:13 AM): *... *FFFFFF Moe says (12:13 AM): *I saw somebody go up to him and say.."HI HANNAH"...and he was all...".......wut." Space Bat says (12:14 AM): *XD Space Bat says (12:16 AM): *MOE *HAS JUST SIGNED IT *IN Moe says (12:15 AM): *YES *MOE Moe says (12:17 AM): *WHAT HAVE I DONE *Lacrima Heliandum says (12:16 AM): *I wanna change my name now... Moe says (12:16 AM): *CHANGE IT TO JASON Lacrima Heliandum says (12:16 AM): *XD Moe says (12:16 AM): *DO EET JASON says (12:16 AM): *  Moe says (12:16 AM): *LMAO JASON says (12:16 AM): *XDDD Space Bat says (12:17 AM): *SON OF A (apparently censored)Moe says (12:20 AM): *oh GOD I haven't laughed this hard, in weeks. XD Moe says (12:22 AM): *I.... *I'm gonna call you "Gretchen" <3 Space Bat says (12:23 AM): *... *|: |
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Post by Faith on Oct 25, 2009 0:44:41 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* XD That's great. The whole name-chaos sounds like something my friends and I would do. ... Ya' know, I believe I've heard something humorous lately... but I didn't go to sleep last night and everything is a little fuzzy right now. XD |
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Post by Fox on Nov 3, 2009 14:01:56 GMT -5
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Post by Faith on Nov 5, 2009 0:47:06 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* Oh, wow. XD That... was... interesting. Okay, so I was looking for styles of armor because that's going to be my slab project in Pottery and, well, I found this forum and one of their signatures made me laugh. XP "A virgin a day keeps the volcano away!" Horrible, I know... ;D |
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Post by Dragyn on Nov 16, 2009 10:00:28 GMT -5
"I do a lot of things like my mother, but there's one thing I do not do--my wife and I, we decided: We're not gonna' spank our kids. We're not. Judge me if you want to, but we aren't gonna' spank 'em. We're gonna' use a tazer." -- Tim Hawkins |
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Post by Faith on Nov 17, 2009 14:16:26 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* XD Okay, so I am currently in Comp. Apps. and sit next to an odd bunch. I was being kinda crazy and said something weird, and so one of them said, "Can I have some of whatever you're on?" Hahaha... very funny... ... But then I continued by saying, "It's called insomnia, which I have a bit of." ... He thought I was serious. Then he proceeded in a hushed voice to ask for some. I then sent him to the Internet to find out what exactly an insomniac is. |
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Post by Dragyn on Nov 18, 2009 12:53:00 GMT -5
Heh. Insomnia pills...hmm...
Would that be caffeine pills?
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Post by Faith on Nov 18, 2009 20:01:29 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* Perhaps. He said it "sounded like a drug..." Kid's sorta' peculiar. Though this experience is a sad example of the depth of the coming generation... XD |
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Post by Dragyn on Nov 21, 2009 17:50:37 GMT -5
"Curse your brownies, Mab.
Curse them straight to Hell."
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