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Post by Fox on Nov 21, 2009 20:56:01 GMT -5
Loved that line. That, and "Friends don't let friends become zombies!"
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Post by Faith on Nov 22, 2009 0:39:04 GMT -5
*Snrk!* Um? So... here's more stuff from MLIA. I promise, I'll never do it again! ... Unless something's really funny... But I will add a link to the site. In case anyone wants to look at it. Though warning, it's... er... not all very good humor... ... ... Today, the same rail-thin girl that sits in front of me in class made yet another comment about how she was so skinny and how I should adopt her eating habits (I'm overweight). I was really embarrassed and just looked down at my papers. Right when she went to sit down her seat collapsed from underneath her. I looked across her table to see my best friend waving a screw driver. MLIA.
Today, I found out there is a restaurant in New York called Ninja, where servers dressed as ninjas run around and steal forks and misplace things on your table. Also, there is a separate ninja entrance and the whole restaurant is recreated like you're eating in a ninja temple. Never have I been more jealous of people that live in New York than I am right now. MLIA.(I have never been jealous of New Yorkers until now. We need one of those... XD  ) Today, in my chemistry class we were playing with liquid nitrogen. When class was almost over, our teacher told us to line the halls outside while he flung liquid nitrogen all over the ground, creating a foggy mist about six inches off the ground. He then dismissed us and as we walked through the mist, he began to play the Imperial March from Star Wars through his computer. I have never felt so cool in my life. MLIA
A few weeks ago in pre-cal, this guy fell asleep while our teacher was lecturing. The teacher got up to wake him up in front of the whole class, so he leaned in and gently shook him awake. Immediately that guy said "Megatron will lose! I am Optimus Prime!" and punched him in the face. Needless to say, our teacher has let our class sleep in peace ever since then. MLIA.mylifeisaverage.com Have fun.  |
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Post by Dragyn on Nov 28, 2009 21:23:11 GMT -5
"Remember that when you reach for the stars, they're too far away, so it's hopeless."
"But sometimes you can reach a star...can't you?"
"That would burn your hand clean off."
--Wally and Asok, from Dilbert
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Post by bloodreaper on Nov 29, 2009 21:30:46 GMT -5
Me: "Yeah, I drew a bunch of space wizard, biker gangs, getting ready to race on their flying motorcycles.
--And you're not surprised at all, are you?"
Dragyn: "If it was anyone else, I would be."
Me: "--and you know this is for one of my ongoing projects. I am writing for a setting where space wizard criminals get together to race their hoverbikes on a regular basis, and that's perfectly normal.
Dragyn: "For you, yeah."
Me: "I don't know if I should be offended by that.
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Post by Faith on Nov 30, 2009 0:37:09 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!*  You told me to draw a cow doing ballet, once... XD |
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Post by Dragyn on Nov 30, 2009 12:44:57 GMT -5
She's got a point, Blood...you did.
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Post by Faith on Nov 30, 2009 14:10:42 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* That's fine. The world would be sorely lacking if you were not a person of such random concepts. XD "The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours and 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The record holder reported hallucinations, paranoia, blurred vision, slurred speech and memory and concentration lapses. But he won the marathon." Ouch. And I keep thinking I'm tired for missing an irrelevant night or two... XD |
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Post by Faith on Dec 23, 2009 10:42:55 GMT -5
*Sorry for the double-posting!* My sister... Wrote a song. It's a bit odd and some of it makes no sense, but it's stuck in my head. Also, there's not been Crazy Quotes for a while. XD "I heard you were sad. So I got you a goat. He isn't that bad. He fits in a tote. He's kinda small, And sorta' smelly. But most of all, He fill your belly." |
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Post by Fox on Dec 24, 2009 2:01:03 GMT -5
...That made me grin.
Kinda reminds me of this kid, on AFV...who sung this little tune:
"This is how we do it;
We pick our nose and chew it!"
I don't really know why....
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Post by Dragyn on Dec 24, 2009 2:15:38 GMT -5
I am both disturbed and amused by the tote goat.
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Post by bloodreaper on Dec 27, 2009 14:56:09 GMT -5
Poor Tote Goat.
He got all eaten up.
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Post by Faith on Jan 1, 2010 1:00:31 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* My sister appreciates the amusement. She had reasons to make the goat part, but I don't know where she got the idea to eat the thing. XD Okay... Yesterday I went on a lengthy road trip with some friends and on the way we stopped at this store I've never heard of before. We went up to the front door and on it was a sign that said, " 3's a crowd. Get in. Get out. Get on with it." I thought that was pretty great. --- All right, there was just a hilarious moment, here. Have you ever noticed how older people say words to do with new inventions... especially technology and computers? XP They announce each syllable like it's foreign and awkward and they're trying extra hard to get it right. A common one is "cell phone." We just realized that my mom does that with the term "touch screen." My sister and I sat there laughing our heads off as we told her to say it again. Cruel but funny. A great way to welcome the new year. XD |
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Post by Fox on Jan 15, 2010 21:04:10 GMT -5
New favorite ringtone:
"Lungs and livers, and bladders and hearts: you always save a bundle, when you buy our GeneCo parts!
Spleens and intestines, and spines and brains: all at warehouse prices, but our quality's the same. GeneCo!"
I'm sorry, but I might have a role, in the end of the world:
Ryman Noodles says (2:28 PM):
*both doctors named, possibly, every spine affilction known...but that's one they're leaning on. ;-; I.....AM A WALKING PLAGUE
*BRINGER OF THE APACOLYPSE
Space Bat says (2:29 PM):
*you ARE pestilence!
Ryman Noodles says (2:29 PM):
*and here I thought Amber was the one, going to destroy the world
Space Bat says (2:30 PM):
*she's death
*I guess I could be famine
*since I'm so skinny
*we need a WAR
Ryman Noodles says (2:30 PM):
*WE DO
*oh god
*we're the apacolyptic trio, with awesome hair
Space Bat says (2:31 PM):
*the four horsemen of the apocolypse!
Ryman Noodles says (2:31 PM):
*destroying the world, and looking good, while we're doing it!
Space Bat says (2:31 PM):
*<3
Ryman Noodles says (2:31 PM):
*if my pen comes in today, I may draw that :I
Space Bat says (2:32 PM):
*I know whose war
*Oliver
Ryman Noodles says (2:32 PM):
*oh my god, he IS the anti-christ :I
Space Bat says (2:33 PM):
*the horsemen (and cat) of the apocolypse
Ryman Noodles says (2:33 PM):
*this is probably the best conversation ever
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Post by Faith on Feb 11, 2010 14:09:32 GMT -5
Hahaha... This was really funny... XD The other day I was in Drafting, as is usual, and the freshmen in that class were talking instead of working... Well, as is usual, for them. This conversation really got my attention, though. Heh. There was this guy talking about what he did last summer and what his father does, working on his tree nursery. Apparently, they both went delivering trees all over the nation last year, when school was out. Toward the east coast, however, my classmate started getting bored and asked to be dropped off at a campground for the next three or four days of the trip until his father made the round and came back to pick him up on the way home. His father said that was okay and let him get his stuff together and choose his food. Wow. This story made me think of a city boy lost in the woods. (And he was from N. Idaho? XD ) He expected the food he chose to last him at least until the third day. Not only did he "get bored" and eat it all in the first 24 hours, but this food was a bag containing a variety of smaller bags of chips. Before he went camping, his father told him to go ahead and make sounds, like whistling and singing or talking loudly, so that he didn't find himself in a situation with a bear. Most people here take it to understanding that you do this when you're walking about and might frighten or surprise a bear. Well, I guess he didn’t. Every night he was up there, as he fell asleep in his tent, he decided that he would keep the bears away by yelling into the dark until he fell asleep or his voice grew hoarse. Ya' know, I bet that kept away anything within a mile radius. (Including fellow campers...) So maybe it worked after all? Unless it attracted predators that thought he sounded like a dying animal… XD The next day he became hungry and decided he should try to attain his own food. He tried catching fish in the water nearby... with his hands... and chased rabbits through the forest. Bluntly said, he went hungry that evening. The next day he got a bit luckier. He found a turtle. (At least he didn't have to chase it.) The mosquitoes and such are, of course, really annoying. But people who look into it can find natural ways of avoiding them. Apparently this kid read about one method in the book called Hatchet. This book states the known fact that mosquitoes don't like smoke. He decided that the best method of utilizing this was to strip and stand in the smoke by the fire, paying special attention to "smoke" each arm, leg, et cetera. I told him, "Ya' know... that method works just fine with clothes on..."His response was a thoughtful look about his face. ... It's a good thing that he probably scared away all of the other possible campers with his screaming at night. Honestly, it might've looked like he was out there dancing around that fire, naked, in the middle of the woods at night... which could be perceived in various ways. I think I would be concerned, to say the very least. He was very fortunate that his father came early in the morning of the fourth day. I suggested that he read up on survival and camping before his next go. Also, I told him that he should consider a journal for daily entries. He’d probably find that really entertaining when he becomes 70. XD |
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Post by bloodreaper on Feb 11, 2010 15:02:50 GMT -5
I recently discovered Baylon 5 on Hulu.com
Garibaldi: How long before you think they'll find it?
Commander: Find what?
G: The transmitter inside G'Kar
C: Oh, there's no transmitter.
G:What?!
C: I figured if there really was a transmitter, they'd find it eventually, but if I just told them there was a transmitter, they'd keep on looking and looking.
G: Do you know what they'll subject him to, searching for that thing?
C:Exactly.
EDIT:
Somebody needs to quote something or I'm going to subject you all to more of these Babylon 5 quotes.
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