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Post by Faith on Mar 11, 2010 15:01:41 GMT -5
Wow... horrible joke, here.
Interesting, what you hear in English class...
A man calls home...
The maid answers the phone.
He asks, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
He becomes angry and replies, "Ok... go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Then go upstairs and kill them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
Five minutes later she picks up the phone and tells him, "All right, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
"But sir, we don't have a pool."
...
"Is this 555-1234?"
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Post by bloodreaper on Mar 13, 2010 3:19:41 GMT -5
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Post by Fox on Mar 13, 2010 16:34:44 GMT -5
Somehow...that sounds like a comic, Amber and I would do..
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Post by bloodreaper on Mar 21, 2010 23:19:09 GMT -5
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Post by Faith on Mar 23, 2010 12:36:31 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!* XD Nice...  ... Ya' know, I'm still trying to figure out the situation with the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches nailed to the walls... XD I don't think I was ever was that bad... My sister and I only ever put one such sandwich in the VCR... |
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Post by Fox on Mar 23, 2010 16:21:02 GMT -5
It really reminds me of my dad, and his brothers. Oh, the stories they would tell, about growing up. I could totally picture them doing something like this. (or at least my two uncles)
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Post by Faith on Mar 24, 2010 22:32:58 GMT -5
Hm...
I suppose I have done other things... XD
When my sister and I were younger, we agreed that it would be really neat to have a room with the floor covered in pennies.
So we started with our room! We took out the elmers glue, collected some change, applied pennies to the floor until Dad found us...
Good times. ;D
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Post by bloodreaper on Mar 25, 2010 13:13:26 GMT -5
You have to remember that Rocky continues to do these sorts of things after he grows up. This is just a flashback.
Note that she doesn't even comment on the fact that he's conned Freckle into helping him nail sandwiches to the wall. This is all normal for Rocky.
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Post by Fox on Apr 10, 2010 14:41:00 GMT -5
Me: "I wish we had Cajun grandparents, with a crawfish farm."
Dad: "That'd be awesome! Then we'd be Cajun!"
Me: "And have cool accents!"
Dad: "And crawfish!"
Yeah....I don't even know what we were originally talking about.
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Post by bloodreaper on Apr 15, 2010 20:24:22 GMT -5
"English localization patch finish successful!"
--UFO:Afterlight patch.
Mmmm.
Quality localizations.
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Post by Faith on Apr 22, 2010 21:11:41 GMT -5
My sister, while she was in the kitchen and I was attempting to talk to her from a different room:
"I can't hear you; I'm in the microwave!!!"
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Post by bloodreaper on Apr 27, 2010 19:57:33 GMT -5
Brutal Legend is a pretty sweet game, but there is some considerable swearing, and a huge amount of violence and blood.
It's also really funny.
Quotes:
Lars: "We journey to the home of the Killmaster. Only his powers can save her life, now."
Eddie: "The Killmaster?"
Lars (or was it his sister): "Don't worry! He's actually a powerful healer. He just calls himself that to frighten his enemies, and protect his herds...
...of giant metal spiders."
The Killmaster (voiced by Lenny Kilmister of Motörhead fame) strings his guitar with metals strings, secreted by metal spiders, principally because it makes him fit into the game-world better. This game is that awesome.
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Post by Fox on May 5, 2010 17:09:09 GMT -5
"Warning: Contents of this probe may poison small children, pets, livestock, and people named Jason."
-Borderlands add-on, "Secret Armory of General Knoxx".
Borderlands is the best. Game. Ever. I'm addicted to it.
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Post by bloodreaper on May 7, 2010 16:57:58 GMT -5
I will now quote additional Lackadaisy, in order to prevent myself from ranting about how overrated Borderlands is (Why does hardly anything on the 360 support split screen and local networking at the same time?). "I knew it. I should have brought flowers, or upside-down apology cake, or something. "What's the traditional way to say, "Sorry for that hole in your chest?Pie?" "I bet it's pie. That seems right. Everyone seems to like pie. "...everyone but the Bolsheviks!" I love this comic. |
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Post by Fox on May 7, 2010 20:25:56 GMT -5
Heh...it's just fine, on my PS3. c: The main story was amazing...but the add-ons, The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned, and Secret Armory of General Knoxx, were a lot better. I demand a sequel be made.
MORE QUOTES!
"Ice cream day! Oh snap, it's ice cream day! Rocky road! A la mode! Oh, I'm in the mood, for ice cream day! ..... Oh dear god, were you recording that? That is so mean, Derrik! I am not sharing my ice cream, with you!"
-a Crimson Lance, in Secret Armory.
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