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Post by kitty cat on Feb 5, 2007 21:32:28 GMT -5
in this contest I will see who can give me the craziest random quote.
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Post by Dragyn on Feb 5, 2007 23:46:21 GMT -5
Ooh...this sounds fun! Hmm...a crazy quote? "They say it's amazing when the purple stuffed worm of flapjaw space does a raw blink off harry-carry rock. I need scissors! 61!" ~Metal Gear Solid 4 (I think it was 4) Nope...it was 3. Sorry. My bad.By the way...I've actually seen that scene, now. They were playing the game at school during finals week.  |
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Post by Faith on Feb 7, 2007 0:38:22 GMT -5
*Laugh!!!*  I love quotes!!! That one's good! I don't think I can get any that are any crazier, but maybe with numbers... “My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.” Unknown "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." Unknown "It's the Hitler of chicken!!!!" Richie Velts - "The Class," commenting on someone else's cooking. "Is it progress if a cannibal uses knife and fork?" Stanislaw Lec "Things are more like they are now than they ever were before." Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower “Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.” Unknown "There goes Crane, down the drain - there goes Crane, down the drain!!!" Niles Crane from "Frazier," reminiscing the days bullies thought he was a good swirly victim. I can't pick one!!!  I tried, but it didn't work... Maybe I should sit this one out... I think I'm breaking rules... Enjoy the quotes if you find them interesting, though. (Sorry for wasting time.) |
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Post by Dragyn on Feb 11, 2007 0:16:30 GMT -5
I'm not sure what Kitty's rules are, but I enjoyed the quotes. I've heard most of them before, though.
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Post by Faith on Feb 11, 2007 0:56:37 GMT -5
Glad they were enjoyable. Which ones have you already heard? |
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Post by Dragyn on Feb 11, 2007 1:20:13 GMT -5
All of them except the "Frazier" one, but that's 'cuz I don't like Frazier.
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Post by Faith on Feb 11, 2007 2:16:39 GMT -5
My family watches it. I do something else when they're watching it most of the time, they do say some funny things every once in a while, but most of the time they're a little, I don't know... a little bit much? |
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Post by Dragyn on Feb 13, 2007 20:53:20 GMT -5
Yeah...but enough of that. Don't say anything else here unless you have a quote.
Like this:
"Today is today, tomorrow is tomorrow. I'm not quite sure where yesterday went."
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Post by Faith on Feb 14, 2007 0:18:19 GMT -5
*Laugh!* Oops, sorry... Quotes - gotcha'! How about these? "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller (Catch 22) "I can see clearly now, the brain has gone" - Anon "Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car." - Anon "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright. "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown. I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. -unknown Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! - the computer might as well have said it!!! Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. -unknown |
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Post by Faith on Feb 23, 2007 23:37:28 GMT -5
I'm not sure about everyone else, but I have found that last one to be quite true. ;D
Sorry, I double posted, but I didn't think anyone would notice I had something to say and reply, otherwise.
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Post by spookty on Feb 24, 2007 22:40:36 GMT -5
I've reviewed your chart little girl. We're gonna have to remove your brain, strap it into an armored battle tank, and make it shoot down innocent civillians with it's concenrated psychic DEATH BEAM! The good news is that your insurance is gonna pay for the whole thing.- Dr.Loboto, Psychonauts.
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Post by Faith on Mar 2, 2007 20:56:15 GMT -5
Oh! I've got another one! This one is actually more crazy than a normal qoute... BUTTERFLIES EAT PEOPLE!!!!! - My sister I have odd relatives.... but that's okay, they can be fun.  |
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Post by spookty on Mar 8, 2007 19:59:26 GMT -5
"Holy zombie ninja on a technicolor pogostick, yer CRAZY!"- Me.
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Post by Dragyn on Mar 8, 2007 21:04:26 GMT -5
"They're bouncing around like crazed monkey ping-pong balls!'
-My Elder Brother
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Post by Faith on Mar 8, 2007 22:54:49 GMT -5
Those are good!!!! How about.... "She's gonna pull a dog with sled." - Me "The flish bade?" - Me, again... I need to learn how to speak... Mine aren't nearly as good - yet I know my friends and I talk about stuff that could top all of what I've said in a single day... I'll remember something funny next time. |
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